BackGoons ($GOON) — No map. No rules. Only goons.

01 — the maze

welcome to no-clip

there's no exit sign. there's no exit. just 600 million square feet of damp wallpaper, flickering fluoros, and the smell of old carpet. one minute you were aping a chart. the next you woke up here, hood up, wallet still connected. the goons found you. they always find you.

we don't farm liquidity. we farm liminal dread. same maze, different room, forever. say hi to the goons.

02 — meet the goons

the hooded headcount

six of them so far. probably more. it's hard to count when they keep glitching down the hall. hover to wake their eyes.

03 — the map that doesn't exist

walk the hallway

every door looks the same. every door leads to a room exactly like this one. pick one. keep walking. the goons left notes on the walls.

you're standing in the entry room. it hums. pick a door.

rooms wandered: 0

04 — goonomics

numbers in the walls

scrawled in marker next to a light switch that doesn't work:

600,000,000

goons in the maze (supply)

0% / 0%

buy / sell tax — no toll booths here

locked

liquidity burned & buried in the carpet

∞

identical rooms (roadmap)

05 — how to get lost

how to get lost

grab a phantom.
download the phantom wallet. it's your flashlight. keep your seed phrase off the walls.

feed it SOL.
buy some solana, send it into phantom. you'll need fuel to no-clip.

tap enter the maze.
hit the buy button up top. copy the cursed string. you're committing now.

swap on pump.fun.
paste the contract, swap your SOL for $GOON. the hum gets louder. that's normal.

hold. and wander.
now you live here. hood up. don't look for the exit. there isn't one.

06 — graffiti wall

tags on the wallpaper

left by goons who came before. sprayed in the dark between the flickers.